Posted by: LordPrism 9 June 12:18
The REAL ninja turtle! TURTLE FROM HELL!! AARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Posted by: Roy Loggins 9 June 13:48
is the cat or the turtle in "heat"
Posted by: warren 9 June 13:56
you do know thats a tortoise, right? the cat doesn't learn, does he. haha!
Posted by: WhiskeyAndRye 9 June 19:10
That cat isn't very intelligent, is it. Should know better than to sit there the entire time. Stumbled.
Posted by: rpm2004 9 June 21:16
If a turtle (or tortoise) was doing that to my cat,I'd throw it at a wall.
Posted by: Fernando Bono 9 June 23:23
the power of roman testuda against the power of egypcian cats ? XD that turtle is very determinated to fight !
Posted by: Pam Jackson 10 June 08:37
I've seen alot of strange things before but nothing like that. Wonder if the turtle blind in love with that cats.
Posted by: Hammer 10 June 11:09
Maybe someone should throw you against a wall.
Posted by: CatHater 10 June 18:34
Proof that cats are idiots, much like cat lovers. Coincidence? Throw all cats against every wall. Long live turtles/tortoises/non-cats.
Posted by: varken 10 June 19:19
where can i get one
Posted by: blueshoo 10 June 19:44
OMG, the turtle shaved the cat!!!
Posted by: Duffman 10 June 22:12
That kat is fake.
Posted by: Duffman 10 June 22:13
Or the turtle rather.
Posted by: Dew k. Mosi 11 June 00:52
I think Duffman is a fake
Posted by: Turtle Man 12 June 17:24
That turtle is on a string man! Who's pulling that turtle around?
Posted by: jamesa 13 June 10:03
Cat, the other white meat...
Posted by: AnimalAvenger 13 June 10:58
If I ever saw you slam a turtle against a wall or any other kind of animal abuse, I'd punch your face in and break both your legs.
Posted by: jesus 13 June 18:34
they should have put a dog there
Posted by: Captor 13 June 22:21
This turtles name is Del. He is a clam. He's in the same guild as me. And that cat is shit scared... Del must be EDP'd.
Posted by: AnimalAvenger 14 June 01:07
Two cats run from a turtle. A Perfect example of why they call these animals pussies.
Posted by: JackofSpades 14 June 01:36
Im sure the turtle is a pet of the same owner as the cats. That would be the only sensible thing.
Posted by: butyouknowbetterhuh 14 June 01:41
Omg throw that evil turtle back to hell D:
Posted by: nicesocks 14 June 01:54
clearly that cat was just chillaxin' and the box turtle (probably because it's lacking the proper dignity of being called a tortise) just had to ruin the cat's day. the cat's not "stupid" he just doesn't care. would you really care if a turtle was chasing you about the yard on a lazy day? probably not either. and though i don't condone throwing a turtle against a wall. i would aid my mammilian brethern before i aided a turtle. call me biased. it's just as easy to pick a shelled reptile up and move him into your neighbor's yard.
Posted by: lovermillion 14 June 12:36
many turtle species have no natural predators after they develop their near-impenetrable adult shells, making them ballsy, long-lived little critters. the cat was in all likelihood relaxing in the yard nearby a egg-laying spot (baby turtles, unlike their parents, ARE vulnerable to being eaten) and being harassed as a result.
Posted by: ToneLeMoan 17 June 16:21
Cats forever! Stupid people prefer dogs and their unquestioning deference.
Posted by: debrina 19 June 07:19
I had a turtle that used to chase my cats too! AND hiss at them! What a riot! Turtles crack me up.
Posted by: debonicus 28 June 14:13
that turtle just wants some pussy
Posted by: amy&danny 28 June 23:40
Thats funny cats are stupid
Posted by: design-angel 29 June 21:18
Come back ye scardy cat!!!
Posted by: Earl Grey 30 June 19:39
Obviously Mr. Turtle just wants some pussy.
Posted by: ru_srs 3 July 09:50
I want a turtle now just to mess with my cats.... Funny!
Posted by: zeldagamer07 3 July 11:53
Stupid turtle. I definitely would have removed the turtle.
Posted by: zeldagamer07 3 July 11:54
Stumble upon-ed here.
Posted by: turtleftw 6 July 19:19
Cat-seeking turtle 2, cats nil.
Posted by: Foster 7 July 03:08
I Like toodles! LMAO
Posted by: turtle_jerker 16 July 03:02
the turtle is drunk
Posted by: el capitan 18 July 21:35
The turtle was obviously on a suicide mission!
Posted by: CatyyWompus 28 July 20:18
man cats are awesome and turtles are awesome. stop this stupid turtlecat war or feel the wrath of an angry class of 6th graders!! MUHAHA I MEAN *AHEM*
Posted by: Frank 28 July 23:03
Tortoise tortoise TORTOISE.
Posted by: daniel 30 July 13:42
whats the fucking glitch on this creature?
Posted by: matt3046 30 July 20:39
Turtles are allot cooler than cats. This just proves it.
Posted by: Bobinator2000 31 July 20:24
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!
Posted by: rams 2 August 11:36
Hope the cats must be an ex fiance of this turtle.
Posted by: gravy 4 August 13:46
Tortoise's taste great That cat was obviously too good natured my cat bites their heads clean off
Posted by: Javeria Waqar 6 August 08:04
he turtle might be on drugs or something......gone hy..........poor kitty has to bear the damn stuff
Posted by: TeriDC 9 August 17:20
Very funny! Looks to me like they're PLAYING. They both are playing with each other. Animals do that. They have a sense of humor, unlike some people.
Posted by: cuntbastard 13 August 06:46
aaaaaaaargrghrhhahahahahaha FUCKING HILARIOUSSSS arghahahahaha
Posted by: perago 13 August 10:09
Lol. "What does a cat gotta do to get some sleep round here?"
Posted by: Diva11 22 August 20:32
Long live the turtle!! Out with the cat!! I HAAAATE CATS!!!!
Posted by: kaiser 23 August 10:45
Awwwwwww.....C'mon!!!! He just wants a little p*SSy
Posted by: ermen 28 August 07:01
haha that's my new favorite video of a turtle chasing cats
Posted by: sarah 6 September 17:51
it looks like the cat is biting the turtles head. How is that even possible? I mean, the cat bites it and then jumps away. What is the turtle doing in the cats mouth!!!???
Posted by: Ray...arfurchance 27 October 20:00
Hi I agree with Turtle Man, the tortoise is being dragged along on a string but judging by some of the comments you have, it's people we have to worry about not pets.
Posted by: jpioh 9 November 23:47
All cats should die. Nature implores it.
Posted by: ghoulfather 10 November 21:55
Man...that tortoise is pretty quick, it should be obvious that the cat(s) were probably brought up with the thing....or im sure the cat would at least try harder to bite its head off. And I don't think the tortoise was lead by a string, it was just being a punk and having fun...or maybe it thought the cat was a Hare/rabbit and was wanting a race.. HaHaaa....
Posted by: ashley 23 December 07:59
I'm sure the cat and the turtle are friends. It looks like they are playing. If they weren't, the cat would run a lot farther.
Posted by: rufus 1 January 21:50
I wonder of the turtle/tortoise had a nest nearby, and that is why he was chasing after the cats. He didn't really seem to want to attack them, he just wanted them gone, kwim?
Posted by: the mad limey 8 January 04:59
starts good but gets samey
Posted by: somedaywriter 21 January 15:48
1) Its a friggin turtle...not a tortoise...tortoises are a hell of a lot bigger than that, you ignorant fools. 2) ITS NOT THAT FLIPPING EXCITING!!! and wtf is the "I like toodles" thing about? toodles?!?! are you five? You all worry me...Ok, I'm done now.
Posted by: somedaywriterhater 8 February 19:50
i hate someday writer, he sucks also that tortoise rox, the cat is funny too.
Posted by: Lamont B Dumont 17 February 11:20
To all of you "turtle on a string" fans, I say not. A quick informal vestor analysis dumps that hypothesis. The reptile changes direction to often and too quickly. I'm not taking a position on the turtle/tortise controversy. It's sort of got the high domed shell of a tortise and it's certainly comfortable on dry land. On the other hand, the only hard-shelled reptile I've seen exhibit that sort of agression is a snapper. It could be a juvenile snapper. The shell bumps look like they are starting and the head is sort of right. (You never get a real good look.) An adult snapper would make quick work of a cat. Snappers make one other thing as well - delicious soup!
Posted by: Lamont B Dumont 17 February 11:20
sorry, "vestor" wanted to be "vector"
Posted by: Happy 6 March 11:15
You cat haters are what is wrong with the world today. You don't like something so you kill it. That's real intelligent. Shows how far our human race has fallen. Appropriate behavior for cavemen though. Pretty sad. And just for the record, this cat is clearly playing with this turtle. Cats down lay down and roll over and try to bat with their paws when they're threatened or scared.
Posted by: SkullCR 31 May 01:05
awrite.. you see, when ppl says 'all cats must die' they dont really mean it, or maybe they do, but they dont really care if the stupid cats die or not, so please, stop the stupidity about that and do NOT try to looklike a fuckin nice person just because you 'have the moral to point that wishing a cat dies is wrong' because, honestly, you guys look like idiots =/ now, turtles rulzzzzzzzz oh and yeah, hope that turtle kills the cat =D death to cats!!
Posted by: SkullCR 31 May 01:07
why the hell did my comment show up like that? ppl will think i cant write properly =S
Posted by: SpreadsheetNinja.com 8 October 14:24
Holy crap! It's not like the cat could ever win though. I think it lacks the weaponry to get through the shell.
Posted by: Zibal 20 November 11:24
Dont stop writing :D Try to make a record! Its a lot of comments for a turtle chasing cat :D an whats the difference between turtle and tortoise? The turtle is not on the string - everytime he moves, he is aiming forward - how would it be possible if he was on the string? (: And I must say - cats are awesome, turtles as well, but DOGS rulezzz! Try to disagree and I will throw U at the wall :D wtf it so stupid :D:D:D:D:D
Posted by: Limpy Dan 28 January 10:55
The cat and the turtle are both fake. This is really a video of the war in Iraq.
Posted by: Loler 5 February 23:58
Ahahaha limpy dan you are fucking hillarious!!
Posted by: casper 27 March 07:05
Got the cats to get rid of the mice, Now i know how to get rid of the cats...
Posted by: pookie_be_me123 13 May 22:15
i not that much or a cat person ethier...